sayiku:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

pan scam

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kenerics:

officialporrim:

elanorpam:

malicehaughton:

mmolio:

I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.

It’s begun.

i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss.  And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.

dang

i met a guy named dave once

HOLY SHIT

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cracked:

The worst part? This is partly Tumblr’s fault.
4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Look Friendly

#2. Neo-Nazis Are Turning Into Hipsters to Appeal to the Youth
Nipsters, short for “Nazi hipsters” and/or “nationalist hipsters” (see: “challenging brochure,” above), are what the leaders of the neo-Nazi party of Germany realized they had to become once their membership numbers were at an all-time low. … [The neo-Nazis] began using Tumblr and Twitter, presumably to share vintage pictures of a nonchalantly candid Hitler drinking coffee at an open mic; they changed their wardrobe from “Walmart” to “H&M”; and they even started a cooking show for Nazi vegans, which is a statement that should be a joke, but absolutely isn’t. They also like to hang out like moody post-adolescents, sporting eco-friendly handbags decorated with trendy minimalist hate speech.

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cracked:

The worst part? This is partly Tumblr’s fault.

4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Look Friendly

#2. Neo-Nazis Are Turning Into Hipsters to Appeal to the Youth

Nipsters, short for “Nazi hipsters” and/or “nationalist hipsters” (see: “challenging brochure,” above), are what the leaders of the neo-Nazi party of Germany realized they had to become once their membership numbers were at an all-time low. … [The neo-Nazis] began using Tumblr and Twitter, presumably to share vintage pictures of a nonchalantly candid Hitler drinking coffee at an open mic; they changed their wardrobe from “Walmart” to “H&M”; and they even started a cooking show for Nazi vegans, which is a statement that should be a joke, but absolutely isn’t. They also like to hang out like moody post-adolescents, sporting eco-friendly handbags decorated with trendy minimalist hate speech.

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How to Kill a Cecil: Carlos Edition

astrakiseki:

"You know, Dr. Carlos Palmer has a nice ring to it.  Should we?  Add a ring to it, I mean."

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morika:

when the bad guy in the show is hot

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when the hot bad guy in the show gets wrecked

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thisiskindagross:

I doubt this is encouraging him to make friends.

Again, if you guys haven’t heard of the movie “Weekend at Bernie’s,” it’s basically about this rich guy, Bernie, who gets murdered and these two stupid boys throw a party at Bernie’s house and drag him around like a rag doll with sunglasses. No one even notices he’s dead. 

Here’s the trailer if you wanna see. It’s a pretty funny movie.

Bonus:

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fakeanimesubtitles:

the lyrics to a cruel angel’s thesis have always struck a chord with me

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